I'm so bloated
And my weight is up
54kg
SAD FACE
I have 150 calories of oatmeal cooking in the microwave for my breakfast. Maybe I should put it in the bin and just fast. Oh poooooooooo! (actually, I think maybe the absence of poo is part of my problem, and oatmeal might help me out with that)
Bloated bloated disgusting fat blah!!!
over
&
out
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteNo I wouldn't.
ReplyDeleteWhat would make you think such a thing?
Laconic, lascivious, commentary does not necessarily entail loathing. I promise.